LAWRENCE |
(To audience) The mother of the family came to see me first -- a Mrs. Friedberg. She was the shopper of the family, and she'd been elected to do the therapy shopping as well. I tried to explain I seldom if ever did group work or family therapy.
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DOROTHY |
(DOROTHY is in consultation room.) I won't take no for an answer, doctor. |
LAWRENCE |
(To DOROTHY) Mrs. Friedberg: I have an MSW in social work. Please call me Mr. Kimball. Or Lawrence, if you like. Anything but doctor. |
DOROTHY |
If I call you doctor, will that upset you? |
LAWRENCE |
We're here to talk about you. |
DOROTHY |
But you've refused to see me. |
LAWRENCE |
If, individually, you or your husband, or anyone in your family... |
DOROTHY |
You know that is unacceptable, as I've explained. |
LAWRENCE |
And I've explained: I don't do group work, or family therapy... |
DOROTHY |
But you could. You've studied it. You must have studied it. You come highly recommended. I don't want to see a stranger. |
LAWRENCE |
And how is it I'm not a stranger? |
DOROTHY |
You come recommended. |
LAWRENCE |
I can recommend someone, if that will help. |
DOROTHY |
It wouldn't be the same. |
LAWRENCE |
It wouldn't. |
DOROTHY |
It would be one recommendation removed. |
JOHANNA |
(To LAWRENCE) Your mother called, Lawrence. |
LAWRENCE |
Something wrong? |
JOHANNA |
Do we want her to come visit on Sunday? (No answer.) Lawrence. |
LAWRENCE |
What have you told her? |
JOHANNA |
I told her I'd speak to you. It is your mother. Lawrence. |
LAWRENCE |
Sorry. Was thinking -- something. Something at work. (LAWRENCE enters living area.) This woman -- this mother -- wants to see me with her family. |
JOHANNA |
The Friedbergs? |
LAWRENCE |
The board recommended me. |
JOHANNA |
I was there, Lawrence. I attend the staff meetings. |
LAWRENCE |
Couldn't you stop them? |
JOHANNA |
I couldn't vote. Not with you involved. |
LAWRENCE |
The old conflict of interest. |
JOHANNA |
I told them our conflicts at home were interesting enough. |
DOROTHY |
You know you'll have to do families at some point, Dr. Lawrence: individuals don't pay enough. |
LAWRENCE |
And if I agreed to see your family, Mrs. Friedberg? |
DOROTHY |
What would I tell you? I would tell you we were a very close family, doctor. The more the merrier. There was nothing more important than the whole family getting together. |
JOHANNA |
Never anything more important. |
LAWRENCE |
No. |
JOHANNA |
Now they're separated. |
LAWRENCE |
Yes. |
JOHANNA |
What does that tell you? |
DOROTHY |
I would tell you my husband had an affair with another woman. That he moved out of the house last week. My children won't speak to him. (LAWRENCE enters office area.) |
LAWRENCE |
They're angry. |
DOROTHY |
More than angry. |
LAWRENCE |
They feel betrayed. |
DOROTHY |
As though they were their mother. |
LAWRENCE |
It's the reason your daughter is home. |
DOROTHY |
My son smashed the car into a telephone pole last week. My husband saw the whole thing: he was coming home from a book tour. He needed stitches in his forehead. |
LAWRENCE |
Your husband? |
DOROTHY |
My son. He almost broke his skull open. |
LAWRENCE |
His own skull? |
DOROTHY |
Whose skull do you imagine, doctor? |
LAWRENCE |
And all this because of your husband's affair? |
DOROTHY |
My husband's affairs are our affairs, Dr. Lawrence. |
LAWRENCE |
Perhaps I'm not making myself clear, Mrs. Friedberg. |
DOROTHY |
Perhaps I'm not making myself clear, doctor. We're a very tight-knit family. |
LAWRENCE |
And has he a history of smashing up cars, your son? |
DOROTHY |
Of smashing them up? Oh, doctor. The questions you ask. |
LAWRENCE |
But there's something with cars. |
DOROTHY |
He used to like to steal them. Not just my husband's car, but people's. The cars on the street. He could get past the detectors, nothing could stop him. He never took the cars far, and then one time he did, all the way to -- oh, what's the place where they first flew? down to Kitty Hawk, my husband had to go down to get him. He was in a jail in North Carolina overnight. His sister cried all morning when we called her at school to tell her. And we were going to buy him his own car that spring. The only reason we'd never bought him one before was that he'd never asked for one. He never expressed an interest in cars, except for the ones he'd steal. That's why when he took the car this time -- well, it was all so shocking: Danny? Wasn't he past all that? You see, doctor: I remember when my children felt no two people on earth were closer to them than their parents. The things most parents do alone, we'd do with our children. At our dinner parties, they were always there, yawning in their little pajamas. |
JOHANNA |
Sounds to me like a family with boundary problems... |
DOROTHY |
We used to say no matter where we were, everyone was always home... (SHE exits.) |
JOHANNA |
Maybe it's not unusual. |
LAWRENCE |
What. |
JOHANNA |
To spend all that time with your children. They are yours. |
LAWRENCE |
What would we do? |
JOHANNA |
If we had them? |
LAWRENCE |
Yes. |
JOHANNA |
Hired help. 12 hours a day. Grandparents on the weekends. |
LAWRENCE |
Now I know why I married you, Jo: an exquisite, porcelain-fine sense of humor. Great timing and great...boundaries. |
JOHANNA |
Whereas you told me on our first date, practically - |
LAWRENCE |
It was the second...not date...but week...month, maybe not till the second year... |
JOHANNA |
You wanted children. You said you'd feel incomplete without them. |
LAWRENCE |
We were courting. I would have said anything. |
JOHANNA |
You remember what you said when you bought me this? |
LAWRENCE |
Most likely I was speechless. |
JOHANNA |
The first time I wore it, you said, "Take it off." |
LAWRENCE |
I believe I bought it less for wearing, than for taking off. (The phone rings.) |
JOHANNA |
Let it ring. Lawrence. You've a different call to answer. |
LAWRENCE |
This always happens at the beginning... |
JOHANNA |
Let the machine... |
LAWRENCE |
I want them to hear a voice. |
JOHANNA |
Who? Who do you want to hear a voice? (SHE picks up phone.) Hello?...Yes, he is. Do you...excuse me...are you aware of what time...? |
LAWRENCE |
Johanna. |
JOHANNA |
It's the Friedberg woman. |
LAWRENCE |
May I have the phone? (SHE hands him phone.) Lawrence Kimball. (HE listens.) |
JOHANNA |
What's she saying? |
LAWRENCE |
(To JOHANNA) Her husband's crying into the phone. He keeps calling. She can't get him off. |
JOHANNA |
Well, she's talking to you. |
LAWRENCE |
She's got call waiting. (Into phone.) Mrs. Friedberg, the feelings of separation anxiety are strong... |
JOHANNA |
I'm going to bed. |
LAWRENCE |
(To JOHANNA) Damn it, Jo. She's a new patient. She's in crisis. |
JOHANNA |
My body's in crisis, Lawrence. I'm ovulating. |
LAWRENCE |
Jesus Christ, Jo, this minute? |
JOHANNA |
I thought you'd be excited. |
LAWRENCE |
I am. I'm very excited. |
JOHANNA |
Every time there's a new patient... |
LAWRENCE |
This is different. You have to admit this is different, Jo. |
JOHANNA |
Each time is the first for you. |
LAWRENCE |
The father's begging to come back. |
JOHANNA |
It's an old family, Lawrence. |
LAWRENCE |
That's what they do. That's what my father did. They come back and then they leave for good. |
JOHANNA |
Don't you want a new one, Lawrence? A new family. |
LAWRENCE |
All these fathers leaving. |
JOHANNA |
One of your own? Lawrence? |
LAWRENCE |
Jo, it's 'cause of the new one, I'm so interested in the old ones! |
JOHANNA |
There is no new one yet. And there won't be, no matter how well we keep doing on our fertility exams... |
LAWRENCE |
(Into phone.) Yes. Mrs. Friedberg. I'm here. (To JOHANNA) I'm sorry, Jo. |